Sometimes I have to really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
I think it’s a beautiful thing that regardless of age, race, gender, social class, or political opinion we can all agree that orange starbursts are straight up nasty.
If you’ve ever touched me I refer to you as “one of my exes”
me except a goat
i’ve actually never laughed this hard in my life
so there’s a pigeon i used to pass by in my old neighborhood all the time and he was really fat because people would just toss him food and literally he sat in the middle of the sidewalk and people would just step over him, he wouldn’t even flinch. seriously you could sit down next to him and just feed him and he would be chill.
he was there every day and all us locals would affectionately refer to him as ‘lard-ass’
I keep whispering el grosso to myself instead of saying ew and I don’t know how it started but I just want it to stop before anyone finds out.
my entire life is an inside joke with myself